Tracie-Pie

Tracie Pie was created to be the friend of all.

"This is Captain Tracie-Pie of sector V-5 Quantum Unit 32, and I've just past the Wegadoo solar sys-"

"Mayday, seismic hull has been compromised by nanosmleeglies. Ejecting Captain immediately."

Just like that, Captain Tracie-Pie was thrown into the void that was an unfamiliar planet.

Tracie-Pie wasn't always a captain. No, as a child, she grew up in an intergalactic cabbage patch with three cabbages and a bunny for siblings. Closer to the bunny than to the cabbages, she quickly became a vegetarian, which, needless to say, scared the cabbages into obedience.

When it was time to move on from the cabbage patch, she built her Pancake spaceship and launched into space for a better way of life and for the pursuit of vegetables.

However, when she crashed landed on the planet, an invasion of the natives tried to steal her windshield wiper fluid, for that was the most precious of fluids on that planet.

Suddenly, from the blades of grass, sprung Plant God and sliced open multiple natives in a frenzy with grass blades while simultaneously shooting the cloaker natives from half a mile away.

She quickly dragged Tracie-Pie to the corner of the Pancake ship for protection from the barrage of laser and acid bombs.

"What-" the cannons exploded in the distance as a worried Tracie-Pie looked at Plant God, "the hell is going on here!?"

"Shush," said Plant God as she placed her finger on Tracie-Pie's lips and motioned for her to peer past the ship's corner.

Through the debris and smoke, walked the second in command of the Gazpacho army, Garbanzo.

"We need to get out of here, now. Start your ship in emergency planet evac mode, it'll ignore all damages done to it."

Tracie-Pie nodded and quickly barrel rolled past the ship's corner and hopped into the butter pit to enter the spaceship and allow Plant God entry.

Garbanzo was flung away as the 16.4 gigapressure of force created from the fission syrup engines hit him as the two escapees fled the scene.

However, Garbanzo was able to quickly memorize the ship's licence plate, despite the ship travelling 67 trillion light years away in 0.01 seconds.

Garbanzo is still hunting them both down to this very day.