Lou

A firm believer that 2D girls are best. A good friend of Tracie-pie.

Born in the realm of Animemainious, Lou was destined to save all the 2D girls from extinction.

As a child, Lou would often look up at the sky at night and gaze at the planets as they orbited the many Loli suns of Moe Nation. Lou would often think, "Gee, I really love anime and stuff like that; they're really so kawaii and stuff."

However, during one of the daydreams, a neighboring nation of 3D Lolis bombarded the one humble Moe Nation via an onslaught of poorly written dialog and heavily animated Lolis to compensate for said dialog.

Many 2D girls perished the in great battle of cuteness, which was perhaps one of the most bloodiest battles that side of the Quantum Omniverse has ever seen.

The battle raged on for 13 years, and finally ended when Lou became a double agent and infiltrated the 3D Loli animation studio, which was the main base.

There, Lou seduced the Loli queen, which was basically a siren, with clever quips, good looks, and promises of candy and other assorted goods.

When all felt right, she accepted Lou into her heart, only to be stabbed there with a pencil's eraser Lou had cleverly concealed. Once the eraser stabbed her heart, she lunged forward past Lou's shoulder and whispers while she died, "H-He said it would be easy... H-ha...I guess not."

"Wait-" Lou pushed her away, "who's he?"

Her eyes began to fade away while the blood gushed out of her wound.

"Answer me! Answer," Lou began to shake her vigorously, "me! Answer me right now!"

With her last strength, she smiled at Lou, pulled out a small blade from her pocket, and slit her throat.

"Garrrrr." She said as she collapsed on the floor, blood pouring down the marble steps as the Loli guards rushed in.

Lou cursed, ran across the room away from the guards, and stole her Loli space ship as an evac option.

Once in space, Lou dodged all the oncoming nucleic lasers and engaged into hyper-drive, spontaneously traveling to an unknown part of the Omniverse.

Lou was alone in space, floating endlessly without a care.

"Gar?"