Dezzy: Princess and Kitten

Dezzy was the first being born into the Quantum Omniverse, she was created to fill the hole in The Grand Goddess' heart.

Dezz is neither present or absent, for Dezz is a state of mind. To reach complete Dezzment is to reach an utter state of pure nirvana. Dezz is perhaps the most benevolent being in all of the Quantum Omniverse, second to Goddess. Dezz's hobbies include, but are not limited to: Lounging around, learning Japanese, swimming in -16C water for 13 hours, kissing Goddess hugging Goddess, snuggling with Goddess, listing to MM, reking noobs on steam, and being cute. Dezz was once trapped inside of a 30,000 meter tall tower that was guarded by laser pugs, pugs that shoot lasers from their eyes and fly around with jetpacks. Goddess snuck in the tower and fought Señor Gazpacho, the one true being of pure evil in the Quantum Omniverse. Unfortunately, Señor Gazpacho escaped, and took the blueprints for a laser that would convert the world's pizza supply into salty cookies. Yet, Goddess was satisfied that she saved her precious Dezzy.